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      tettnang tom
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      A Yellow lawn tractor and Milwaukee’s Best! LOL
      This guy should have been driving a Deere and drinking HB! :silly:

      August 5, 2009 New Report:woohoo:
      Man on lawnmower during beer run charged with DUI
      39 mins ago

      BELLEVILLE, Ill. – With a revoked license because of a previous drunken-driving conviction, Dennis Cretton shouldn’t drive. But authorities said that didn’t stop the 49-year-old man from drunkenly driving up to a gas station for more beer — on his yellow riding lawnmower.

      Cretton was charged with felony aggravated driving under the influence after neighbors reported he was weaving in and out of traffic on his lawnmower Friday night.

      When deputies tried to stop him, authorities said Bretton drove the mower into his home’s front yard, his 12-pack of Milwaukee’s Best spilling onto the ground along the way.

      Cretton was free on $10,000 bond. Calls to his home went unanswered Tuesday.

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      Information from: Belleville News-Democrat, http://www.bnd.com

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      MEGA Admin
      Keymaster

      That is too funny TT. Almost sounds like some of the members we have …..LOL. Have a great meeting. See you at the next one.

      Kim

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    • #1652
      tettnang tom
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      A Yellow lawn tractor and Milwaukee’s Best! LOL
      This guy should have been driving a Deere and drinking HB! :silly:

      August 5, 2009 New Report:woohoo:
      Man on lawnmower during beer run charged with DUI
      39 mins ago

      BELLEVILLE, Ill. – With a revoked license because of a previous drunken-driving conviction, Dennis Cretton shouldn’t drive. But authorities said that didn’t stop the 49-year-old man from drunkenly driving up to a gas station for more beer — on his yellow riding lawnmower.

      Cretton was charged with felony aggravated driving under the influence after neighbors reported he was weaving in and out of traffic on his lawnmower Friday night.

      When deputies tried to stop him, authorities said Bretton drove the mower into his home’s front yard, his 12-pack of Milwaukee’s Best spilling onto the ground along the way.

      Cretton was free on $10,000 bond. Calls to his home went unanswered Tuesday.

      ___

      Information from: Belleville News-Democrat, http://www.bnd.com

    • #1653
      MEGA Admin
      Keymaster

      That is too funny TT. Almost sounds like some of the members we have …..LOL. Have a great meeting. See you at the next one.

      Kim

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